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Falkland Islanders vote to be French
The long running dispute regarding the sovereignty of the Falkland Islands took an unexpected twist today as the results of the referendum have seen the Islanders speak emphatically, and in one voice,...
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Vatican to invade the Falkland Islands
Shiny new Pope Frank has announced at his Inauguration Mass today that his first task as Catholic Church Boss will be to lead an all out invasion of the Falkland Islands. Speaking in Latin, he told...
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Worldwide shock as Iran elects Johnny Vegas as President
Chubby comedian Johnny Vegas has surprised many on the world political stage by being voted in as Iran’s new president, replacing Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. After what was seemingly a shock endorsement by...
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Spain fury at British plans for ‘Cock of Gibraltar’
The Spanish Government has today expressed ‘anger and disappointment’ at plans to resculpt the famous Rock of Gibraltar into a giant penis. Speaking at a press conference this morning a Government...
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Foreign Office change advice to ‘Everybody must go to Yemen’
In a surprise change of direction this morning the foreign office have changed their advice for travelers to “Fuck it. Life’s too short. Let’s all go on holiday to Yemen.” Speaking at a press...
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Putin promises to keep invasions down to a minimum
President of Russia Vladimir Putin has today promised that he will keep all invasions down to a minimum. Mr Putin has blamed foreign interference for him choosing to invade foreign countries but...
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Fears mount of Sting releasing another anti-cold war song
In Europe and America there’s a growing feeling of hysteria or so the song went. And fears are mounting today that amidst the worsening crisis in Ukraine and sabre rattling from Russian President...
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Putin recognises the Isle of Wight as a nation
Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a decree recognising the Isle of Wight as a “sovereign and independent state”, officials say. Sources said the decree would come into force immediately....
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Gove still hanging around schools
Former education secretary Michael Gove is still hanging around schools despite losing his job this morning according to several headmasters. Speaking outside a local secondary school Mr Gove told us...
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Panic as 42 foot high Julian Assange leaves Ecuadorian embassy
British authorities are firmly pointing the finger of blame at the Ecuadorian Ambassador this morning after a colossal Julian Assange left the Ecuadorian embassy to begin a rampage across London....
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